bald wookie

A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.

Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again

by narambae August 25, 2016

red-headed wookie

A non shaving Red Headed Woman

That girl is a red-headed Wookie

by Dustoff1162 September 30, 2017

Wookie-ing

2 people with excessive amounts of genital hair having sex

I was Wookie-ing my girl all night

by Onzic May 07, 2018

Wookie man

A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him

My boyfriend Chris Washby is such a wookie man, I love his long beautiful hair

by February 11, 2021

harboring a wookie

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

by carrieparker July 08, 2007

fort wookie

A cracker who builds shit forts

That fort wookie is ass.

by Hajakdbdboslsb February 22, 2018

festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance

that hurts like a festered wookis.

by prankstamenace January 05, 2010