toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.

"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "

by anonymous February 4, 2025

Toad

A ruthless mushroom you will save the princess if he had the chance,no one believes in him but he is a fierce person.

Wow toad is a pipsquek
No he’s a savage

by Paparazzi smasher October 25, 2018

Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

by suckmah October 27, 2020

Pipa pipa toad

When a man and a woman have sex and the man ejaculates on the woman's back. The woman allows the semen to dry and does not wash it off right away. Named after the Pipa Pipa Toad, who carries it's eggs on it's back, where they are fertilized by the male toad.

Ya'll try that pipa pipa toad lastnight? You know your girl is ready for a baby when she let's that dry.

by HandofGlory December 16, 2016

Toad

Used to describe short people who are slow ugly, wear all pink, and who drool all over the Minister

She looked just like a toad

by SunnyStormiSuperLazy April 15, 2022

Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.

“I caught this toad throwing a fluke”

by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025

Toad Screaming

He was screaming for lady gaga but now he's doing it for doja cat.

Toad Screaming is 10/10 bitch

by pseudonym3367 June 7, 2022