The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.
Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon
by Wang Chunghung July 19, 2011
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Get the taint bubble mug.The region of skin in between the vagina and the asshole. Comes from the notion that when wiping oneself or performing heterosexual sex the receptacle (the piece of toilet paper or dick) penetrated by means of piss or vaginal fluid now has the power to "taint" the asshole when venturing south of this region
by mittens409 July 20, 2019
Get the Taint mug.A sweaty and nasty taint. Friction may occur. Heat rashes may be a result of a slimey taint. Contact your doctor for furthur information concerning your taint, grundle, gootch, or perineum :).
by badasshellyeah! June 5, 2009
Get the Slimey taint mug.Fecal residue resulting from an improper anal cleaning after defication. While rimming there is a tasty treat resembling licorice on the taint. (Feces on the taint or surrounding area.)
by Teh Skulker January 31, 2007
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An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.
by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010
Get the Taint curds mug.The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
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