by Don't_use_your_real_name. September 24, 2021

by Saebyeokswife September 27, 2021

Someone who is a bitch and is silly.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.
Also can be used in a joking way.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.
Also can be used in a joking way.
by Goofiest Squid December 28, 2010

the flying squid, also known as the squidicus mcflyicus, is one that consumes the heads of the unprepared. a mollusk that dwells in the stratosphere, but ocassionly comes down to ground level to feast on human brain. the only natural predator is the atomic pirahana.
a bum had its head bit off the other day at the park, by the flying squid. it was his own falut, he didn't duck into a bush.
by Annabelle McLeod August 31, 2006

Person 1 - I love white chocolate truffles
Person 2 - Don't you love it when the white stuff oozes in your mouth?
Person 1 - YES! nom nom nom
Person 3 - Aha you just got squid squawked. He meant jizz!
Person 2 - Don't you love it when the white stuff oozes in your mouth?
Person 1 - YES! nom nom nom
Person 3 - Aha you just got squid squawked. He meant jizz!
by S.MF.L January 24, 2011

by Van Stevens July 12, 2009

A cigarette or to smoke a cigarette.
by SquidMaster4000 April 6, 2010
