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Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring
dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce
by the big banana March 17, 2011
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Mangagement Ring

The ring given when a woman proposes marriage to a man. Often seen as immasculating.
When Marsha proposed to Steve she presented his mangagement ring. He then said yes yes a thousand times yes. He then proceeded to put on a fancy dress and bake some cookies.
by Jomo0229 March 3, 2022
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ring hole

Australian slang for “asshole”.

To show one’s asshole to another.
Morris; “ the customer said she wanted to show me her ring hole!” unknowing of what that really pertained to, innocently thinking he was about to see a wedding band. He was gravely mistaken.

Jimmy; “Show us ya ring hole, luv!” after consuming a long-neck VB for breakfast at twenty-to-eight in the fuckin’ morning, as he is a fuckin’ fair-dinkum, fuckin’ full-grown Aussie. This is also known as ‘getting that up ya’.
by bloodyvwdriver July 11, 2022
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The Wedding Ring.

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.
Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.
by DeLarsh January 14, 2009
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polti rings

Guy who lifts everyday and he checks his biceps out on the mirror in gymnastics and always skips leg day. Can't swim either because he's so top heavy
But he's a cool dude
by cttc11 May 21, 2014
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Ring sniffer

A single man or woman who is attracted to a married man or woman and often attempts to engage said man or woman into a relationship (sexual or otherwise) with him or her.
"When I'm not doing homework or trolling Facebook, I'm often found being a ring sniffer men get lonely too!"

"There goes John... Doesn't he know that girl is married to an ex-navy seal?"
"Bro--he's in the zone. Hardcore ring sniffing.. He's going to end up dead!"
by small wonder May 20, 2014
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