Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

A really swole midget that gets put in the friend zone

You never want to be a kevin

by Thomas the string tank engine5 July 23, 2020

Kevin

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by Kevin coronado March 26, 2018

Kevin

Name

Kevin is nice.

by KP1369 December 21, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is when people named Kevin are called Kevin

Hello, what is your name?
Kevin: my name is Kevin

by TheNameOfMineIsCalledKevin February 11, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is a feared name across the the entire Isle of Man. One who bares thus name can often been seen lurking about a primary schools with a pair of binoculars

I just saw a Kevin he was in that bush staring at me and the. He went to his van

by Nonce stinger December 4, 2019

Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021