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Jonas Brothers

In my opinion, they're okay. I don't think they suck, but on the other hand I don't think they're the greatest band ever & I have no desire to bang Joe.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.
"The Jonas Brothers suck!"
"No, they're awesome!"
"They're alright"
by Joe!!!!!! October 17, 2008
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Joe Jonas

if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.
me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore!

Joe Jonas:sounds good!
by eyyyyoooo November 1, 2008
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Jonas Nordahl

Jonas Nordahl is a fat fucking retard who eats chips for breakfast lunch and dinner

He is married to fellow student Maluena linden in 14 of November 2019.
Jonas tends to be naricistic and be Capping or not ?
person 1: i think My brother is dead ...
Jonas Nordahl : Like No cap ???
by Joe MAMA_DontASK November 15, 2019
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Jonas Brothers

began their raging popularity in the summer of 2007. band of three studly brothers who are a christian band that started in wycoff new jersey. (in order of age) kevin, joe, and nick. teen pop sensations. almost every teenage girl in the U.S. has heard/or is a fan of them. no profanity, drug refrence, sexual inuendos, or dirty misconceptions.
began in late 2004/early 2005. started touring in 05'
(I became a fan spring 06')

around 20% of thier fans dispise the newer ones who heard year 3000 first and fell in love with them.
currently comepared to the beatles of the teenage girl population.
teenie: OH MY GOSH THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON TV!!!
another Teenie: MARRY ME NICK YOU ARE SO HOT
yet another teenie: NICK IS MINE!!!
by Haley T January 12, 2008
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Joe Jonas

www.myspace.com/metalman4045

Term for this little Faggot that looks exactly like this doucher Jonas
<a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=394038755&albumID=22206&imageID=13079798"><img src="http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/7f31cb8c69a146078ea7022cdc9653cc/m.jpg" alt="Hot Karl and Cool Kenny" /></a>


Joe Jonas fanclub
by Jason Weipert April 18, 2009
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Dirty jonas

by gabyface September 22, 2008
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Jonas Lundahl

A sexy swedish man whom is amazing in every way possible
Who's Jonas Lundahl?
That Sexy Swedish guy.
by Jonasica October 15, 2011
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