basement porch

otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans

“I love bigger girls. Girls with a double chin, thick thighs and a basement porch are 10/10”

by austinzsoice May 2, 2024

basement bozo

A person who stereotypically does not get a job or work, they failed at school and would tell you they "dont giva".

The truth is they live in thiers mums basement and they are unreliable party idiots.

This phrase can be used when the person does have a house but its a mess etc, they key aspect is the stereotype "basement bozo".

that guy is such a basement bozo he needs to get a life.

you know that person will be a basement bozo after results day.

"i dont giva" if you call me a basement bozo, your a neek mate.

by get off yo fat ass April 29, 2009

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

Basement Show

A term that American fraternities use to denote rituals that take place in their basements. These include hazing or other things they do in their basement that no one else can ever see or hear about.

That little pussy freshman almost died last night in the Basement show.

by DickJohnson12345 September 4, 2019

Basement ride

Pushing someone down a flight of stairs at ground level.

Okay, are you ready for the basement ride? Watch your head!

by pianoasis April 11, 2020

Basement Cleaner

Anyone who clips or saves their pubic hair.

dude that chick is a basement cleaner

by stiffmista February 22, 2011

Basement Snack

A person who likes getting their a** eaten

I would never date a basement snack, I am too afraid they'd fart in my face.

by angryjunebug March 18, 2025