Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.
Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.
by muphinman January 4, 2022

A place where the only form of sex is through anal. Once someone says this to you there’s no way out of it
by WhoZ July 18, 2022

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.
Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.
by Microwave boy September 12, 2022

by snowy snowerson January 2, 2010

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.
by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023

An attic that looks like a basement. usually with tiles over hardwood. This is ware they keep the girls to pretty for the basement. Ware they hide bodies in the floor. Aka the basement attic could be the main floor as well.
The killer hid the bodies in the basement attic floor.
This one is too pretty put her in the basement attic master.( Master bedroom privileges).
This one is too pretty put her in the basement attic master.( Master bedroom privileges).
by Slavegirl March 4, 2024
