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freudian caps

when you accidentally hit caps lock in the middle of an IM conversation and subsequently "yell" at the other person.
ruh589: so what r ur plans for tonight?
indi680: I DON'T HAVE PLANS YET
indi680: oh, sorry. freudian caps.
by elizzangel January 23, 2009
mugGet the freudian capsmug.

No kizzy on the cap

Kevin: Bruh i just took the largest dump ever no kizzy on the cap
Steve: Nah this aint it
by Jabooty21 May 27, 2021
mugGet the No kizzy on the capmug.

Cap Factor

The Cap Factor is a statistical measure of how valid (or not valid) a piece of information is positive cap = ALL CAPS, negative value is true. When the decimal is closer to one, it is either very true (negative cap value) or a definite lie (positive cap value)

False (1) > Cap Factor < True (-1)

The Cap Factor is a part of hood statistics.
The subject was lying, therefore cap factor was present.
by Jungso February 10, 2021
mugGet the Cap Factormug.

Clap and cap

Clapping of the cheeks followed by a capping of the knees.

Having sex with the bitch whose knees you're supposed to cap
The jobs done, I clap and capped that hoe.
This bitch is in for a clap and cap.
Jared gave her a clap and cap.
by Clapmycheeks42069 April 1, 2020
mugGet the Clap and capmug.

Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019
mugGet the Put a Cap on itmug.

Mr. Cap

When someone is being a liar or is cappin. Opposite to no cap.
Person 1: Yo we gonna hangout later right
Person 2: Yeah definitely bro
Person 1: Don’t be Mr. Cap later
by Torrealva042200 June 3, 2019
mugGet the Mr. Capmug.

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