Text Slaying

This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime

Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda

Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma

by Karlow Yuyi September 5, 2011

wait text

when you wait to send a text so it doesn't seem like you are over obsessed with the person or creepy

Dude im gonna do a wait text so Julia doesn't think im a creep

by skatelyfe69 October 7, 2013

sex text

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure

While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South

by LOBO October 18, 2004

Text-Whore

A person who doesn't share texts. You're trying to find something fun to do and a friend says they'll text someone to figure out plans. You will then see them sending texts back and forth but when you ask what the person is saying they won't tell you.

*Phone Beep*
Dude 1: Hey man what are they saying?

Dude 2:... *Texting*

Dude 1: You're really a really annoying text-whore.

by Cam F October 19, 2008

Text Pest

To describe someone who constantly text messages other people, non stop for several hours.

-How many messages you get from Ciara?

-15

-Wow she has been a real Text pest today.

by Big Fat Al June 2, 2009

Closure Text

A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.

"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."

by omg wyoming October 7, 2011

text sarcasm

When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.

"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?

"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"

"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."

by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009