Johann: My back hurts
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now
by Cakeeater123 February 21, 2018
Get the bicep tearmug. The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
Get the Motard Tearsmug. Too many teardrops for one heart to be crying
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You're way on top now since you left me
You're always laughing way down at me
But watch out now, I'm gonna get there
We'll be together for just a little while
And then I'm gonna put you way down here
And you'll start crying ninety-six tears
Cry, cry
And when the sun comes up, I'll be on top
You'll be right down there, looking up
And I might wave, come up here
But I don't see you waving now
I'm way down here, wondering how
I'm gonna get you but I know now
I'll just cry, cry, I'll just cry
Too many teardrops for one heart to be crying
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry now
You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry
Ninety-six tears
Come on and let me hear you cry, now
Ninety-six tears, woo
I wanna hear you cry
Night and day, yeah, all night long
Uh, ninety-six tears, cry, cry, cry
Come on, baby, let me hear you cry now, all night long
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You're way on top now since you left me
You're always laughing way down at me
But watch out now, I'm gonna get there
We'll be together for just a little while
And then I'm gonna put you way down here
And you'll start crying ninety-six tears
Cry, cry
And when the sun comes up, I'll be on top
You'll be right down there, looking up
And I might wave, come up here
But I don't see you waving now
I'm way down here, wondering how
I'm gonna get you but I know now
I'll just cry, cry, I'll just cry
Too many teardrops for one heart to be crying
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry now
You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry
Ninety-six tears
Come on and let me hear you cry, now
Ninety-six tears, woo
I wanna hear you cry
Night and day, yeah, all night long
Uh, ninety-six tears, cry, cry, cry
Come on, baby, let me hear you cry now, all night long
by Death Menace June 20, 2023
Get the 96 Tearsmug. Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.
by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021
Get the Phantom Tearsmug. To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.
Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022
Get the Tear a lungmug. To have sexual intercourse.
by keelf king May 3, 2019
Get the Tear Sheetmug.