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Taylored

Being dumped by Taylor Swift and having a song written about you.
John Mayer was taylored so hard.
by I<3Taylor August 19, 2013
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taylor

is a person or place that resembles a bum.
taylor(thats you taylor)
by Robert Texas February 19, 2008
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Taylor

Someone who enjoys eating purple poisonous mushrooms
Taylor ate the purple poisonous mushroom because she thought it looked scrumptious
by Macy Greene December 14, 2010
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Taylor

A girl that will open her legs for anybody. Gets pregnant at 13 and on house arrest. You have a dick? She'll open her legs for you. You don't? Doesn't matter she'll still open her legs for you. Usually fat, but guys thinks she has big " jugs". Truth is it's flab. She always wears a red sweatsuit making her look like Santa Clause after eating all the cookies.
Wow that girl's a Taylor!

Eww Cindy look at that Taylor.

Hahaha, payback Taylor.
by paybackbitches559 July 9, 2011
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Taylor

" I've only got rolling tabacco can you spare a Taylor? "
by Dr S September 17, 2007
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taylor

blonde, strawberyy blonde, brownish redheads. they can NEVER decide their hair color. taylors are comfortable with their friends and are always willing to make more. one taylor is my best friends. taylors are loyal and NOT backstabbers. give a taylor a hug today(:
and they like to stick lemon wedges up their vaginas and scream my name! i would know that(: they also like hairy dildos too(: have fun with ur taylor!
taylors like puppies
by angelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 1, 2009
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Taylor

Taylor can be a guy name too!
by Thatguywithalife February 11, 2016
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