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big fat ass shitting hurry

the police arrived so the robber left in a big fat ass shitting hurry
by catlady77 April 8, 2011
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Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.
Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!
by mr.timmah December 13, 2012
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spitting dragon

When you're fucking your girl from behind, say you're gunna cum on her back... instead, spit on her back, and when she turns around, let it go all up in her face...
Yeah.. she got hit by my spitting dragon...
by SwiftyMcFay March 16, 2004
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I'm slitting my stomach

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
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jesus shitting christ

noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.
"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"

"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"

"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."
by KeViN (nwapsnatas666) September 6, 2006
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Spitting

Seen in most shooter games, typically first person. Either the target is well hidden, or the sniper really sucks, but both are at a deadlock.

Every other second or so a shot will be fired off, rarely hitting anything, as a warning or a weak attempt, just like an occasional spit in the target's direction (probably the namesake). That little bit of pointless assault is called spitting. No one is getting hurt besides the random lucky shot, and it's annoying as hell.
Sniper: Can I get some support out here? Noobert here won't leave his stupid cave, so I've just been spitting at him.


Target: Arrrg this camper has no life! He's been spitting at me the whole game!!!!
by Ravage- October 21, 2008
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shitting gold bricks

why are you leaving the lights on, what do you think I'm doing shitting gold bricks.
by nickofromhou September 9, 2009
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