when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Swiss Christmasmug. "You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
by Loapher May 30, 2022
Get the Swiss Army Guymug. To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard
Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard
Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.
Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!
by Member.dic April 12, 2023
Get the Swiss dogmug. "So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"
"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."
"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."
by Connor_Dubh May 4, 2020
Get the swiss surprisemug. A slang term used by people in the range of 40 to 55 years old that means dope, fly, or cool AF. Originated because Jack Nickleson was known to terminate dates in the 1960's early 2000's by making their date a sandwich that included swiss cheese as a sign to holey leave the building.
Christopher was traveling with Sasha to see a Nirvana concert and they felt the entire experience was totally swiss!
by DJ Criminal9 April 20, 2023
Get the Swissmug. 
by ApricotFields November 2, 2020
Get the Swiss Kissmug.