stripper handshake

When two dancers titty fight each other when they see each other.

Pink have a stripper handshake to Ride when she seen her to say hi.

by The one and only Pink December 11, 2017

ugly stripper

An unattractive woman that takes her clothes off

He works harder than an ugly stripper

by anonymous July 27, 2023

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times

Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Stripper biscuits

Order from waffle house a side of bacon, a side of biscuits and honey. Put it together as a sandwich.

After I get off work from dancing I'm going to get a stripper biscuits.

by Barbie4717 August 13, 2017

Stripper Shiggle

When white stripers grap onto the poll and shimmie thier legs/jiggle thier booty in a failed attempt to twerk

Did you see that girl earlier? She was totally doing the stripper shiggle.

by martoniana September 9, 2012

Stripper Trashed

Stripper Trashed - When a person is wasted AF but still able to perform ridiculous acrobatic tasks, keep poise, and hold conversation with other individuals.

I don't know how you drank 5 shots of tequila and then walked in heels and carried on conversation like nothing happened. You must have been stripper trashed.

by NewAJEBS December 11, 2019