ugly stripper

An unattractive woman that takes her clothes off

He works harder than an ugly stripper

by anonymous July 27, 2023

stripper handshake

When two dancers titty fight each other when they see each other.

Pink have a stripper handshake to Ride when she seen her to say hi.

by The one and only Pink December 11, 2017

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Stripper stickers

Also known as false eyelashes or Devil's Stickers by the older generation.

"Oh my god, is Kim wearing those Stripper Stickers again!?"
"She must be getting a lot of money."

by These errors cause Fever May 1, 2022

Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times

Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Stripper Illusion

Someone’s bust and bum are so big that it makes the tummy area look smaller or nonexistent.

This is named after the exotic dancers because most of them have these features.

She has a fupa, it’s the stripper illusion.

by GhettoMaryMary May 12, 2020

Stripper spaghetti

1. You get a job as a stripper and a loved one asks you to make some spaghetti, so what you end up making is stripper spaghetti.

2. While stripping in a sexy fashion, you cook spaghetti and your spaghetti must be tasty.

After I got my job as a stripper, my friend asked me to make her stripper spaghetti to celebrate.

My boyfriend made me stripper spaghetti the other night, and it was the bomb.

by Crispyass February 24, 2019