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startled earwigs

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.
Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".
by thekingdom August 4, 2009
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startup envy

Feeling of resentful discontent one experiences when employed at a regular job and one encounters news, conversation, or personalities related to startups.
John had a fit of startup envy after he was introduced to the free-spirited folks at the new startup next door.
by LightningBoy August 6, 2010
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Stratagy

(strah-TAH-gee)

1. A form of marketing/customer service, focusing on making the customers' and/or clients' experience as horrendous and juvenile as possible.

2. An aura of completely unrequited doucheiness, usually followed with empty threats and boasts.

3. An infectious mental disorder rendering the victim unable to comprehend basic grammar and sentence structure; along with other effects such as terrible spelling and repeated use of the word 'bro'.
1. Ocean Marketing is making history as the first cooperation to use stratagy in all of it's customer-related programs.

2. Everyone reviled Terrance for his mastery of stratagy; it was impossible not to get an urge to punch him in the face.

3. Doctor, the patient is unable to form simple sentences and his IQ is dropping at an exponential rate; we are certain it must be Stratagy.
by ironlunch December 30, 2011
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stratagy

The word "strategy" misspelled by the world famous douche-bag Paul Christoforo
"after 'ocean marketting' our new company name will be 'ocean stratagy' "
by michaelcox December 30, 2011
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Shit Start

When your home alone and you have to take a shit. As you are going to the bathroom, you notice the shit is already coming out so you pull down your pants and/or underwear, and just make it to the toilet on time
I wanted to see the end of the football game, but I had to shit, so I held it in until the end of the game, and got a shit start, just making it to the toilet.
by TsaebBers November 8, 2009
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Fuck Start Your Soul

Highly offensive wording to motivate someone and/or the actual physical contact between a penis and soul.
Example 1: If Woody isn't in my office in fifteen minutes I'm going to FUCK START HIS SOUL!!!

Example 2: Chesty Puller is waiting patiently in heaven for you to die so he can fuck start your soul!
by mtrdr281 January 25, 2013
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Pull start

When an individual quickly removes a set of anal beads from another person's anus, in the same fashion as pull starting a lawn mower or chainsaw.
"She was loving it! That is until I gave her a pull start... She started right up!"
by Stellawasalizard September 8, 2014
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