statutory wuss

A girl whose age would bring about a statutory rape charge if any man were to fornicate with her.

Man, Dave's 13 year-old daughter is some statutory wuss I'd goto jail for!

by JCS Bricks August 19, 2004

Creeper Status

-to achieve the status of a creeper
-doing some that would be labled "sketchy" or that would otherwise be seen as the action(s) of a "creeper"

kyle: hey mark, you see that guy outside?

mark: that guy staring at your neighbor's house?

kyle: yeah, he's been standing there for a week now.

mark:.......shit, creeper status right there

by JACKDUDE18 July 7, 2010

Statutory construction

The process by which you testify and build your truth self evident. Be careful because the court of public opinion is always open and everything you say can and will be used against you.

I was only trying to build an honest statement and convicted myself of building statutory construction without a building permit. Only lies are allowed without a building permit. The cost of the permit is everything you have.

by Spiritual-Master December 20, 2021

barnacle status

When somebody in the friend group is temporarily demoted from friend status due to some sort of altercation/situation. Yet they have not yet reached frenemy status as it would not feel right without at least having them around. Reaching barnacle status enables said party a small amount of conversation in the friend group, but not to the extent where others will laugh at their jokes. After an agreed amount of time by the friend group, the outsider may be promoted back to friend.

Person 1: I am so mad at *name* for getting so wasted last night, he/she completely humiliated me in front of everybody!
Person 2: Dude don't worry, he/she knows he/she reached barnacle status because of last night

by Matsumoto111 June 5, 2010

Hausman Status

High-grade cannabis, often only available in a select few Cannabis Clubs in Northern California's Bay Area, that's so chronic even the pickiest upper-middle class Jewish teenage potheads would acknowledge it's great and be willing to pay for it, regardless of its price.

"Dude, that weed was alright but it wasn't anything I'd consider Hausman Status."

by Thizzcobar October 24, 2010

shine status

When someone ignores you

Mike pissed me off, so now I have him on shine status.

by Stevawcox February 5, 2017

farm status

Used in massively multiplayer online games, to have something on "farm status" means that the guild or group of players involved have mastered a particular encounter. It indicates that there is no challenge in the fight, and that the participants expect to easily win and get loot.

"How many attempts do you think it will take us to kill ragnaros?"
"Just one, we have him on farm status"

by Cyphern January 9, 2006