The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
Get the starbucks shufflemug. A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.
Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
Get the Crystal Starbucksmug. by Nagisa1k May 13, 2022
Get the Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345mug. Another way to call someone an albino or white as snow. Usually an insult unless the person your calling Starbucks worker works at Starbucks.
by Dodo November 29, 2016
Get the starbucks workermug. A heaven for all white girls wanting attention on Snapchat, with a sticker saying "Good Morning" slapped on it.
by BobIsBawb November 22, 2018
Get the Starbucksmug. Basic White Bitch #1: "OMG let's go to Starbucks and talk about hot guys!!!"
Basic White Bitch #2: "Yasssss bitch."
Basic White Bitch #2: "Yasssss bitch."
by Waffle Housee May 16, 2018
Get the Starbucksmug. by Brich_bitch December 10, 2023
Get the Starbuckmug.