A basic bitch that orders a pumpkin spice latte but is later informed that it’s out of season and starts cursing at the barista.
Karen ordered a pumpkin spice latte in which they did not have so Karen turned into a Starbucks Screamer.
by iGotSnipedInTheFace April 12, 2021
Get the Starbucks Screamermug. Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018
Get the Starbucksmug. 1. The official currency of aliens.
2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.
2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.
1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays
2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays
2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.
by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017
Get the Starbucksmug. by Dean Mack November 27, 2019
Get the Starbuckingmug. Starbucks has tea, Frappuccinos, coffee and more! I love Starbucks bc they have many flavors and food. Starbucks is better than all coffee shops bc of the price and variety. Now, get yo self some Starbucks
by Sunny_side.up11 November 29, 2019
Get the Starbucksmug. a place for idiots who thinks everything they touch becomes art
often sitting and writing on a novel on the newest macbook
Karen
douchebag
"popular kid in highschool"
often sitting and writing on a novel on the newest macbook
Karen
douchebag
"popular kid in highschool"
by oghaboogha694206969 June 25, 2020
Get the starbucksmug. In reference to the buttocks of a basic white girl who typically wears yoga pants, leggings, or short gym shorts while visiting a Starbucks.
There’s a long line because of all the Starbucks booty in here.
(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!
My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.
(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!
My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh June 3, 2020
Get the Starbucks Bootymug.