Spongebob

My yellow, sqare nigga who always got my back no matter what the prob is

Me:ey yo spongebob don't tell Patrick I shit my pants
Spongebob: I got you homey *craps pants*
Me: you my nigga

by Ay girl October 23, 2017

Spongebob

A show every teen watches but is too scared to admit it

Joshua: hey bro do you like spongebob?
Autumn: what is that supposed to mean?
Joshua: spongebob is cool and you apparently are lame and unedgy if you don't watch it
Autumn: ok I love spongebob it's the best show ever

by RainbowUnicornSparkles March 27, 2017

Spongebob

Some twat that lives in a tropical fruit under the sea

Question:"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Answer:"Spongebob square pants"

by Daddylonglegs1234 March 17, 2017

SpongeBob

The only reason Nickelodeon is still in business.

SpongeBob is yellow

by Moms spe ghetto February 3, 2018

Spongebob

Sex move where several males put their dicks in every female's holes.

Me with the boys did spongebob last night to my gf

by DThrE October 16, 2019

Spongebob

A spongebob is a fictional character that haunts kids it does not have a gender or body but can be heard screaming ARE YOU READY KIDS!?

A spongebob ate my kids

by Wert#@$! October 28, 2019

Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.

Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!

by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020