log splitter

When a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat shit with it still on. Causing the shit log to split in half and form 2 logs of crap.

Nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the shit split into two logs. Now that is a log splitter

by TonyTheTiger7 November 19, 2007

split the whisker

women urinating

I'm off to split the whisker

by alexandra Montieth February 3, 2003

splitty

A '67 or earlier VW bus. Short for split-screen, named for windshield divided by a post.

I drive a GTI every day, but take my splitty to shows on the weekends.

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

split pee

phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.

after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.

by joelm November 11, 2005

sclitoris

a sclitoris combines the word scroll + clitoris. It's the scrolling wheel on a mouse that roughly resembles a clitoris.

to quickly scroll down to the bottom of this page just spin the sclitoris.

by jerkemo ho November 13, 2007

Lickiddy Split

Often heard to mean "Hurry up!" or "On the Double!"
However, it's original meaning is quite different.
It was an archaic term used to describe a woman's desires to a man. It meant "Eat my Pussy" It was used as a secret code to avoid persecution by Puritan town leaders. It was often used in a way that infered haste in an action. The haste was, infact, getting back to "eating pussy"

Don't be away for too long John, Lickiddy Split!

by Parson Pie Pounder March 1, 2008

splitter agenda

the trim that you have lined out for night

dude 1: do you have your splitter agenda planned out for tonight?
dude 2: yeah, at 7 im picking up angie, and then at 10:30 im going over to michelles
dude 1: thats a good agenda!

by C MART October 8, 2005