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Sneaky Turtle

The act of surprising one's partner by taking a shit while on the receiving end of a rim job.
Fink was shocked when Termika slipped him the sneaky turtle.
by donutpuncher22 January 5, 2009
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Sneaky Leprechaun

When you put on a little green hat, tug one out on your sleeping wife, girlfriend or significant other and the run away when they wake up yelling “it’s magically delicious
My asshat husband pulled the sneaky leprechaun again last night and my hair has been sticky all day.
by Asshat husband May 14, 2020
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Sneaky Greaser

The act of jerking off into a porno magazine, shutting it, then giving it back.
Yo bro, why'd you give my mag a sneaky greaser?!
by limabravo October 20, 2018
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sneaky snivel

v.SNEAKY SNIVEL (pronounced SNEE~KEE~SNIV~ELL)
A term coined to describe an action which is performed by a seasoned criminal directly before a crime is perpetrated.
The action is a smooth outward motion of the index-finger from underneath the nostrils as if clearing the airways in preparation to:
A) denote to himself and onlooking associates that shit is about to go down
B) a psychological preparedness of the perp in which self affirmation is guaranteed
In addition to these points, a sneaky snivel may also be gestured in a non-combative setting where an air of humbleness may be denoted by the doer and is only recognized by esteemed peers as a non-big-noting acknowledgement when the doers exploits are spoken off in the prescence of others.
The sneaky snivel was developed in Sydney Australia by JP circa 1998, no copyright is imposed as to acknowledge the addage of "honour amoungst crims" both past and present and is free to use and disseminate.
(Upon a successful job being done)
..that' s what im talkin bout !! Sneaky Snivel
by musclenugget September 12, 2016
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Sneaky baldwin

A person who sends a dirty pic or a sexual text to a stranger, whether on purpose or by accident.
I got a random text from a sneaky baldwin today that told me to expect a wet and hot suprise in bed tonight.
by insideher November 3, 2010
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sneaky wizard

The Sneaky Wizard is a sexual act you do with one to two partners. you start by having your partner lay on the bed and you exit the room. you do not tell them what you are doing, you proceed to put a wizard costume on grab a wand. you enter the room and let them examine you. they may ask why you are wearing that but you simply tell them "don't worry about it". You proceed to have sex and you eventually bend them over and perform doggy style. After a few minutes you secretly take the wand and shove it in your partners anus and say as loud as you can "expecto patronum!".
I'm gonna pull the sneaky wizard tonight on my girl.
by SneakyWarlock69 June 26, 2016
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sneaky turkish

Wait for your partner to fall asleep, and then shove a dog up her bum.
Jane slept at my place night, so I gave her the old sneaky turkish.
by Chris Jantzen October 10, 2007
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