Angry Snail

When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face.

I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.

by Alex Hiltricx February 20, 2009

fanny snail

When a woman is in a state of such arousal a trail of slime is left behind them as they walk, similar to that of a snail. Require the woman to be not wearing any underwear.

Wow, see that wet trail on the ground over there? That girl must be a fanny snail.

by Achmensch February 15, 2017

gary snail

"meow", bites spongebob profusely

WOW, OOH, CHILL GARY SNAIL

by tasty + delicioso November 18, 2020

Walking my snail

Going on a walk or stroll with a mate.

John: What are you up to?

Cara: I’m walking my snail.

John: Oh, you’re out for your walk. Okay see you.

by Ann.onymous June 1, 2021

brown snail tracks

when a woman or man drags their anal opening down your tie, and leaves a brown track.

damn Dylan, you should have seen the brown snail tracks Sheila left on my tie the other day!!

by penelopy December 14, 2007

Assassin snail

An assassin snail is a snail that kills other snails.

I bought an assassin snail from wal-mart.

by Lucario6669 September 30, 2016

Pear-man-snail

One who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a shell such as a front porch. They are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette butts and expired food wrappers. They tend to take the shape of a ore-adolescent male body with a lazy eye and often slur their speech. The DNA make-up of this creature causes them to take upon a pear-shaped body. If one comes across this hybrid species in public, steer clear of their belligerent demeanor and excessive conversations.

Bob: who's that weird shaped lazy guy that is known all over Facebook and in the nightlife community?
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!

by AlwaysTheTruth December 6, 2012