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Smuggling Parrots

A reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. This talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. What is said is confused and short.
Mate walking into room. "Where are we? What time is it? What's my name?!"

Everyone else, "He is smuggling parrots right now."
by eMpTy January 12, 2013
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squggly

The feeling in your teeth that you get when you bite on tinfoil, or someone runs their fingers down the chalkboard.
When Fred ran his fingernails down the keyboard, Janice shuddered and her teeth got all squggly.
by Penumbra Du Fromage November 1, 2014
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crack smuggler hat

A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.
Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!

Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!
by Monklee March 17, 2009
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Chub Smuggler

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.
Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!
by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010
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yoyo-smuggler

slang for VAGINA. certain parts of which resemble a yo yo when the classy lady is wearing a bikini
"daaaamn son dat girls yoyo-smuggler was wider than dartford tunnel"
by the_furry_cup_runneth_over September 13, 2013
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Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.
My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.
by Hdrihner11 November 17, 2015
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plumb smugglers

pants that fit too tight in just the crotch region for a guy. different than skinny jeans, where pants are a tight fit throughout. when guy sits down in tight pants, looks like he is smuggling two round fruits.
See that guy sitting over there?... He needs to buy a different cut of jeans. With those plumb smugglers, looks like he trying to hide two plumbs.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
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