self smarted

When you educate yourself by doing drugs.

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

by ben-el-maestro June 02, 2022

smart finish

Chinese English for happy ending.

Praveen paid an extra twenty dollars to the sexy masseuse for the smart finish.

by knowledgegrief August 06, 2011

Smart sleep

To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis

I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.

by Phanda101 May 06, 2022

smart farter

Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.

Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter

by loma_prieta January 09, 2014

cara smart

A rare woman to find, Cara smart is trustworthy, honest, stubborn, and sarcastic

That Cara smart is a handful, but it's worth it

by Random number 2 December 11, 2016

smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.

This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.

by JohnnyPunani May 12, 2014

smart sheep

someone who goes with everyone else and doesn't really have their own opinion, but when everyone does something so stupid that there could be terrible consequences, they tone it back.

"will Sarah be alright at that party? it's gonna have a lot of people. "
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."

by dumb cluck April 12, 2018