smart dummy

A person that is smart and intelligent but going about doing things the wrong way

You are a smart dummy the way you just explain that to me . Or that was a smart dummy thing you just did right there's few minutes ago.

by Old Ancient Divine barrier January 20, 2020

Dylan Smart

Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.

"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"

by dcdehucbfgcbfgcjd June 25, 2019

smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them

the smart board in the class room is not very smart

by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021

smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.

This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.

by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014

Smart-ish

You say you’re smart but you’re actually really stupid

Jesus your smart-ish.

by Big Daddy120806 December 6, 2018

smart farter

Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.

Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter

by loma_prieta January 9, 2014

smart skater

A smart skater is a male/female person who takes reasonable precautions to prevent them self’s from getting hurt. Such as wearing a helmet and wearing clothing that allows mobility. That covers your skin, especially the legs to prevent scraping them self. Smart skaters also wear elbow pads & knee pads when doing something extreme. When a smart skater gets badly hurt they take a break & or get help.

A smart skater knows that they will get hurt when attempting tricks, they are simply not being stupid.

Person (1) that person over there isn’t wearing a helmet!

Person (2) They are totally not a smart skater...

by Skater G June 27, 2020