1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011

by natahoe666 September 1, 2016

by takemymedicine June 25, 2018

1. A human Moving extremely slow during a task , saying things or answering questions. 2. A person being too slow to complete something. 3. State of no motivation.
1. Geez! Please hurry up you seem to be in Sloth-Mode today!
2. I just can’t do anything today; I am stuck in sloth-mode.
3. The drive thru at the local Burger joint is in sloth-Mode..
2. I just can’t do anything today; I am stuck in sloth-mode.
3. The drive thru at the local Burger joint is in sloth-Mode..
by QtstCareBearEver76 September 24, 2022

A sloth is a man with a big ego but no actual Talents, someone who could play video games or watch the walking dead for 9 hours while sitting on the shitter.makes reviews or fake click baits on YouTube to find his dorito addiction.
Damn, my mothers new boyfriend is a total sloth, he spent my allowance just to get Cal of Duty 3 weeks early!
by ManinyourShed February 28, 2017

by Albert Gonzalez August 22, 2008
