Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.

Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.

by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011

Slappy kuky

The act of slapping your cuckold boyfriend at his birthday party and calling him stupid in front of everyone.Usually ends with a reconciliation cum kiss

Antoinette gave Christien a slappy kuky on his 42th aniversary

by BogusAnalus February 23, 2021

Snack Slapper

A female willing to give oral sex for food.

Dude your mum is a snack slapper.

by Coe December 2, 2003

slippery slappers

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers

"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden

by Slappery slippers August 31, 2010

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018

slapping cheeks

Having sex, when your thighs slap her cheeks.

Doug's got a new girlfriend, you slapping cheeks, Doug?

by meekshady July 31, 2016

Johnson Slapper

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005