slap the board

Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.

A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.

by kaspear February 10, 2019

Slapping Purses

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

by Basely Minor November 23, 2019

clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.

Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.

by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019

Nun Slapped

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.

I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

slap a fifth

The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.

Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.

by #thatguyinthecorner January 15, 2013

Taffy Slapped

to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."

by manitoo137 September 27, 2011

slap on titan

a parody of the show attack on titan except all the characters are genz and have genz behaviour

slap on titan:
Eren:"Captain Levi!"
Levi:"Omg WHAT"
Eren:"We're-we're in a forest!"
Levi: No shit sherlock

by levi'sgf December 27, 2020