Edward Simpkin

The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.

‘No not again Dad’ said Edward Simpkin

by EDL1979 December 3, 2018

Doing a Simpkin

A simpkin is also when a guy tries to pull a girl with a 70s rollerdance and fails miserbaly

George tried a Simpkin, but got him nowhere

by Bling_Master April 5, 2004

simple plan

An extremely gay pop-punk band who bitch about parents, teenage years, and shit. They and Good charlotte continue to give a bad name to better bands, such as Green day, and blink182.
synonyms: Good charlotte, Dashboard confesional.

Person:1: OMG!! Simple plan is SOO hot!!
Person2: Shut the fuck up.

by Rodger Headley October 16, 2004

Simple Plan

Simple Plan is a Canadian band. They aren't punk, pop, or rock, nor anything else. They're just a band who writes about things in life, and they don't care about what genre they're classified in. They have two records: No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls, which has 13 songs, plus a bonus track, and Still Not Getting Any... which has 11 songs. They also have a DVD, A Big Package for You, which also includes two live songs and a track you can't find anywhere else. They don't care what you classify them as, or whatever you might call them, because they have millions of supporting fans. Whether or not you may like them doesn't matter, because they still have enough fans to have sold millions of records. And they don't just whine about their dads not listening to them. They make great music that other people can relate to, not just them. It's for the fans. And for those who think they're so immature by playing on Nickelodeon, at least it shows they don't care. They don't care what you think. They love what they do, as many others do, and they're going to keep doing it for as longs as they can. Whether they stay around forever, or break up next month, which isn't very likely, they'll still have fans listening to their music. So, if you hate them, no one's stopping you, go right ahead. But not everyone does.

Pierre Bouvier: Vocals
Chuck Comeau: Drums
David Desrosiers: Bass, Backing Vocals
Sebastien Lefebvre: Guitar, Backing Vocals
Jeff Stinco: Lead Guitar

No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls includes Perfect, I'm Just a Kid, I'd Do Anything, and Addicted, which was released in 2002.

Still Not Getting Any... includes Untitled (How Could This Happen To Me?), Crazy, Welcome to My Life, and Perfect World, which was released in 2004.

These guys are dedicated to their music, so whether you like it or not, they'll keep playing it for their fans. If you hate them, all you have to do is change the radio station... and somebody must like them if their songs are good enough to play, so quit complaining and go buy a CD you'll listen to so you won't have to hear them. They don't care if you don't like them.

by I Guess I'm a Simpleton September 18, 2005

Simple Plan

A "pop-punk" band from Canada. SP has 5 members, David Desrosiers (the beautiful bassist... and he does backing vocals), Pierre Bouvier (lead vocals), Jeff Stinco(lead guitar), Sebastien LeFebvre(guitar), and Chuck Comeau(drums). They've had two albums out so far, "No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls" in 2002 and "Still Not Getting Any..." in 2004. Some of their singles, and most popular songs have been "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Welcome To My Life", "Shut Up!", and most recently "Untitled". There are a lot of people out there who like to dis Simple Plan on a daily basis and call them "posers" but the true fans dont care cuz to us the word "poser" is just another stupid label and we LOVE the band and their music!!

<me> Have u heard of Simple Plan??
<random person> Nope
<me> Well check them out, they're awesome!

by x_DavidIsMyOnlyOne_x September 4, 2005

Simpbiotic relationship

Is where two people simp for each other simp

Person 1: Jay and sally are total simps for each other.
Person 2: Yeah it’s a definitely a simpbiotic relationship.

by Kryptic Fallout February 13, 2020

Simple Plan

America sinks low to listen to crap or let it in to this great land. Oh well, but Simple Plan is the worst band , those darn pseudo-punks that are rich!!!! Seriously, listen to real punk or leave me alone.

Simple Plan.... destroy their cds.. Warner Bros. oddly enough is good at selling albums

by East Bay Ray November 6, 2004