Shut your facebook!

Phrase uttered in response to someone's rude comment on the Facebook.com website.

(Commenting on a photo of Friend 2's)
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"

Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!

by cyborg360 March 30, 2009

SHUT UP LAURA

an answer after an awkward pause when a retarded blond says something stupid

Laura: OMG, did you know it's raining?

(awkward silence)

Annai: SHUT UP LAURA!!!

by amanda+laura=sexy June 23, 2009

shut up woman

Phrase used to dismiss someone, most likely directed at a male to get rid of him from a conversation.

Mason Fagpuppet: Oh my god! Did you like, see the new show on TV?
Johnny Rocketfingers: Shut up woman, the men are talking right now. Go get me a pop.

by LeonC June 10, 2003

Shut your clit

A phrase used to shut somone up fast. Somone that is less of a person than you and basically an all around fag.

Ronnie: Hey i just got the new asher roth album

Me: shut your clit bitch! you have no friends!

by punani monster May 16, 2009

SHUT YOUR LIP

shutting up, being quiet.

The act of closing your mouth without making a sound.

"OH JUST SHUT YOUR LIP!"

by TheBafflerKing January 25, 2010

Paint the Windows Shut

Paiting the glass and seams of a window in a crack house so that "The neighbors can't look in and the (crack, weed) smoke can't get out."

CRACKHEAD 1:
"I found an old paint can outside."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Oh, hell yeah!"

CRACKHEAD 1:
"Paint the windows shut. Paint the windows shut."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Paint the window shut. Paint the window shut."

by Rick-from-chicago October 12, 2007

Shutting down the studio

When you have to give up pursuing a girl because it isn't working out.

Yo dawg I'm shutting down the studio down on her she is never around on the weekends.

by KJD May 24, 2012