2 definitions by TheBafflerKing

1
When you jerk yourself off with chocolate pudding.
Martin: "Damn Marc what's that brown stuff all over your pants?"
Marc: "I just gave myself a Sergeant Rosati."
Martin: "So that's where my snack pack went."
by TheBafflerKing February 06, 2010
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2
shutting up, being quiet.

The act of closing your mouth without making a sound.
"OH JUST SHUT YOUR LIP!"
by TheBafflerKing January 25, 2010
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