Sawed-off shotgun

Small dick that blasts off a huge load in installments like a shotgun.

'What was that periodic screaming I heard?'
'Oh, it was a sawed-off shotgun you see...'

by TheCla$hster April 19, 2016

shotgun

A crude sexual manouver: when someone is kneeling behind a male, jerking them off while fingering their ass at the same time. The jerking off is the pump action and the fingering is the pulling of the trigger.

that girl unloaded some serious ammo while she shotgunned me

by radicalgnarlydude April 15, 2006

Shotgun Therapy

The only know treatment for "Furryitis", Shotgun Therapy is performed by inserting the barrel of a shotgun into the Furry's mouth and pulling the trigger. Although the treatment has a 100% percent success rate in eliminating the Furry, it's Human host almost never survives the procedure. Shotgun Therapy was invented by Dr. RocketJesus666, MD, in 2010 and was first successfully preformed by him in 2011.

Bob: Hey Ted, did you hear what happened to Steve?

Ted: No, what happened?

Bob: He got Furryitis from 4Chan and had to get Shotgun Therapy.

Ted: Awww, I'll miss Steve, he was a nice guy, but I guess it's for the best.

by Rocket Jesus June 30, 2011

Shotgun rider

When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.

Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."

by Phil Mahooterz May 26, 2015

double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.

Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.

by Lolw00t December 21, 2008

shotgun not

Used to "shotgun" not doing something. Said shortly, and usually quickly, after someone asks for a task to be completed. The last person to say "Shotgun not" must then complete the task.

fathead: I got just got an oz, lets go for a session!
azz: Fuck yeah!
pedro: Got a billy?
fathead: Nah, we need to get one aye,
pedro: shotgun not
fathead: shotgun not
azz: shotgun not
spook: shotgun not...fuck it
fathead: hehe get goin spook, don't come back till you've got one

by fatheadfm January 1, 2008

shotren

A useless toy. Sometimes used by toddlers. That is very primitive, yet is still used.

The shotren was very useless.

by The Linguist For UD May 22, 2010