The Shelby

When you bag your friend with a half-full bottle of pop (preferably diet Pepsi) and follow it with a punch to the face.

While Keith was sitting on the couch, Mark surprised him with The Shelby, causing great joyous celebration in the house.

by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022

Shelby

Someone who talks way to much And doesn't shut up

Shelby "Hey Bre Blah Blah Blah.......(40 minutes Later) .... So my mechanic...Blah Blah Blah.. (1 Hour Later) Bre are you even listening" Bre 'looks up from using tiktok' " you say something I'm just trying to get famous"

by Aspencontractor86 April 7, 2025

Shelby Marie Meeks

She is one of the greatest human beings alive, she's always there for you and always the most sweet and caring girl you'll find, no matter what she can always make you smile. She's absolutely adorable and pretty and by far the cutest gal you'll meet.

Mitch: oh my god Shelby Marie Meeks is amazing

by ILikeBackflip December 9, 2015

Shelby

Someone that's autistic but in denial about how deep their 'tism actually goes.

Damn, Dylan, look at that Shelby over there drooling on herself and counting toothpicks.

by ShtSHO June 4, 2023

Shelby Compression Test

The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.

“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”

“Bud, you’re sick”

“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”

by Ligmamom September 16, 2021