Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

by MichaelKB December 13, 2005

Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

shakin my dick (SMD)

When a male between the age of 15-65 goes somewhere or does something he must shake his dick.

examples of times to use shakin my dick (SMD)

I took a shower, shakin my dick.

Saw my grandson for the first time! #SMD

by RYAN WITH A SPEEDO July 29, 2012

Sharkie

A boner while swimming.

Bf: babe i gotta tell you something.
Gf: what is it?
Bf: i have a sharkie...
gf: thats hot.

by hisQueen46930 May 25, 2015

sharking

A term that describes tirelessly trying to hit on someone who is either drunk, or recently gotten out of a relationship.

A: Did you hear that Adam and Laura broke up?
B: Yeah, and now Tom won't leave her alone!
A: Aw, man. He's definitely sharking. We should warn her.

by thelobotomist May 23, 2011

Sharmin

to be demanding

to 'sharm' : to demand an object or action

Sharm me that wine bottle braaaaa

Im sooo sharmin for a backrub right now.

My wife is sharmin me for a new lounge suite

by mb jacobs November 8, 2007

sharking

To sneak up on an unsuspecting woman in public or on the train and ejaculate on her. Popular in Japan.

I saw a video of sharking and half of it was the woman cleaning her hair, until she got sharked again.

by mikeydangerous May 5, 2009