When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.
Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!
by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022

Train that was built in Long Island in 1945. Only a single car but tons of pure metal and steel will scare any competitors off.
Person 1: Let's go skateboarding with Shane the Train
Person 2: Sorry Shane the Train can't ride a skateboard
Person 2: Sorry Shane the Train can't ride a skateboard
by Mrs. Summers October 24, 2019

by Nig nog penetrater 123 December 26, 2019

Has a fat ass usually and is socially awkward. If you get to know him he usually is much more open and maybe will let you get a slice of the fat tender juicy ass.
Yo do you know Shane P.? That ass is so fat I hope I can eat that, I just hope I can get him to open up.
by gangsterman22 July 8, 2022

by MalekIsGay July 6, 2019

by Sassy The Fucking Sasquatch October 16, 2019

A group of people that knows Shane. Shane knows at least one person in each friend group wither it be popular kids or band kids.
by 55922 September 23, 2020
