Seniority

The Dumbest thing to happen to a Marching Band.

1. I have more 'Seniority' than you so why dont i have my own seat!

2. Seniority is not a real word you Dumb #$%@%!!!

by Rescue 235 October 12, 2003

senioritis

An academic and physical malaise that afflicts high school seniors that begins in May and lasts until graduation once they have been accepted into college or univeristy.
Grade 12 fatigue, academic illness, school sickness high school blues

Jennifer's senioritis was so advanced that she was never able to attend any morning classes in the spring of 2008 as she slept away her mornings.

by zuker May 22, 2008

Senioritis

Something commonly found in high school seniors, that ive had since freshman year.

Senior: Dude your a sophomore?
Me: Yeah.
Senior: I had no clue, you have major senioritis.
Me: Man ive had that since i got here

by Por Que!!!!!!!!!!! June 28, 2011

Senior Discount

The act of inserting semen into a victims ear, then packing it with pubic hairs.

This can also be done in one's nose.

"Dude! Lets give A. Leu a senior discount. He's passed out!"

by Eby November 20, 2006

Senior Crazy Legs

(n.) any person who exhibits strange behavior with their legs (i.e. any squiggling and/or noodle-like motions) may be deemed as Senior Crazy Legs. Pronounced "sen-YOUR", as in Spanish.

That chick on the dance floor was a Senior Crazy Legs! She had some wild moves.

by ipwns00pern00bs September 4, 2007

sensotard

Retarded sensory abilities.
Slower than average sensory skills

"Have you notice how Bill is always running into things, dropping things, and fumbling all over the place?"

"Yeah, Bill is such a sensotard"

by lvs2snwbrd October 28, 2009

Senioritis

(noun)- a mental condition that affects both the frontal and temporal lobes of the human brain, causing interferences with primary brain functions such as the regulation of consciousness, capacity for learning, production of dopamine, memory formation and recollection of data

Side effects may include, but are not limited to hypersomnia, academic amnesia, chronic apathy, Taco Bell, tardiness, temporary illiteracy, Netflixophilia and spending more time trying to produce a clever Facebook status than working on homework assignments

Ask your doctor to tell your professor how Senioritis is affecting you today.

I got my major in procrastination. #senioritis

by tacohell April 21, 2014