send off

it is a rejection of sorts. between a "turn down" and a "fuck you." It originated in Minneapolis, MN as a way for "Minnesota Nice" people to reject those around them without creating offense, when it does indeed offend people.

Boy: "Ohhh gossh this is so good, mmm you like that baby?"

Girl: "I wish you were bigger, it's not hitting the right spot."

Boy: "SEND OFF!"

Friend 1: Hey Kala, how are you doing?

Friend 2: (Looks away acting as if she never heard you and walks away)

Friend 1: "SEND OFF!"


Creeper: Hey Rosa, what are you doing over Thanksgiving break?

Rosa: ummmm. Nothing. I am going to be so bored, there is absolutely nothing to do at all at home.

Creeper: Do you want to go to the movies then?

Rosa: You know I have so much to do- laundry, watching grass grow, organizing dry goods, etc. I am just not going to have time.

Creeper: SEND OFF!

by The man who was sent off! December 15, 2008

National Send Nudes Day

Everyday is national send nudes day because I said so.

Dude am I getting those nudes tonight ?

Bro it’s not National Send Nudes day.
Uh yes it is , it’s everyday bro.

by KoolioJulio September 4, 2019

sendak

Purple fucking furry

thats a hot bangable furry, his name is sendak

by djnjcd February 2, 2018

Send Bobs

when an instagram/twitter creep dms you, and they ask for “send bobs”, send them any bob character from any show/movie.

ie:

Person 1: someone asked me to send bobs!
Person 2: was it a creep?
Person 1: yea i’m gonna send them bob duncan.

by bratcudis August 17, 2019

queef seeds

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.

hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?

by tater1210 October 27, 2006

National Send Feet Pic Day

Every July 27th you celebrate this awesome day!

dude1: yo you heard its National Send Feet Pic Day?
Dude2: Yea expecting some soon!

by angel169681736182739 April 30, 2019

Send It

Do something that scares you.

Elton Castee from TFIL
Youtube

Heath: "Are you really gonna make me do this?"

Elton: "Send it!"

by Taylorpaige January 15, 2018