A simple word of which replaces the word 'cum'. Not just in a sexual context, but say you were going to go somewhere you would use the word Semen instead of come or go or going. Semen can also be used in verious other contexts, shown in the examples below. It is derived from Essex, while being used widely and is taking over the modern language.
"I just Semened"
"You Semening to the shops?"
"Where are we semening today?"
"WHAT THE SEMEN!" or "WTS"
"You Semening to the shops?"
"Where are we semening today?"
"WHAT THE SEMEN!" or "WTS"
by JK,x September 5, 2009
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• semechki
• Semection
• semen
• semen demon
• [Selective Hearing]
• semenate
• Seme
• Seecher
• selecta
Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...
by tagme246 February 28, 2008
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by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021
Get the Semen Demon mug.Sheldon's dick dreck was all over the place - on the sofa's blue velour covering, on the wall, on the floor, and some had even gotten onto the package of Lieber breadsticks that Shirley had left on the coffee table. "Is that kosher?" Shirley asked breathlessly.
by Brammy September 16, 2005
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The object of the game is for one lucky person to get a female pregnant.
The players will start by ejaculating into a large or medium sized bowl.
One person will then mix all the semen into one pile.
One person will procede to put all the mixed semen into a female's vagina.
Then the players wait 9 months!
Once the baby has been born, the mother will take care of the child.
The players will then procede to take a DNA test to determine the father.
The remaining father(S) will then laugh at the father who didnt train
there sperm to swim the other way. Thus now being a father. the fathers
life will then be ruined, and the remaining players will continue to keep
playing to find out who's sperm are infertile.
*If the mother conceives twins of two different fathers(if somehow possible),
then both fathers lives will then be ruined. And the need to have a tie braker:
The two players will ejaculate into a new bowl, and insert that into a (New)
female's vagina. The steps will continue until they determine the father of
that child. Who ever isnt the father will continue to play until a winner is
determined.
The object of the game is for one lucky person to get a female pregnant.
The players will start by ejaculating into a large or medium sized bowl.
One person will then mix all the semen into one pile.
One person will procede to put all the mixed semen into a female's vagina.
Then the players wait 9 months!
Once the baby has been born, the mother will take care of the child.
The players will then procede to take a DNA test to determine the father.
The remaining father(S) will then laugh at the father who didnt train
there sperm to swim the other way. Thus now being a father. the fathers
life will then be ruined, and the remaining players will continue to keep
playing to find out who's sperm are infertile.
*If the mother conceives twins of two different fathers(if somehow possible),
then both fathers lives will then be ruined. And the need to have a tie braker:
The two players will ejaculate into a new bowl, and insert that into a (New)
female's vagina. The steps will continue until they determine the father of
that child. Who ever isnt the father will continue to play until a winner is
determined.
by SoulSombra February 5, 2014
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by SCHIEFFY December 31, 2008
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