Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

open-secret

A secret that everybody knows

Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret

by 🦈 March 4, 2021

Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

avnis secrets

avnis secrets are very dear to her. she never 👎🏼 wants anyone knowing. 😞

person 1: omg what your avnis secrets?
avni: I CANT TELL YOU THEYRE TOO IMPORTANT TI ME

by ilovexiaoandonlyxiao October 11, 2021

Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.

Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!

by Sgo hills July 21, 2021

Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.

Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.

by Margor the Great June 13, 2015

Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"

Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011