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Two Man Ladder Stand

This sexual act requires two men, a ladder, and a sexual partner. Have the two men stand on each side of the ladder, and the sexual partner in the middle. The sexual partner provides oral sex for both men, hence the Two Man Ladder Stand.
Me and Joe gave your mom the Two Man Ladder Stand last night!
by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019
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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/
You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?
by MemphisTN120 May 4, 2022
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courtesy stand

When you are on an automatic flush toilet and you do #2, you must stand up to have the toilet flush.
That guy in the next stall better think of others in here and do a courtesy stand, the smell is awful.
by Rayman 08 October 10, 2008
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Trexican Stand off

Me and my buddies engaged in a Trexican Stand Off
by Jtheslimster January 7, 2015
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Bitch to stand on

When one girl uses another girl to do her bitching for her.
My sister doesn't have a bitch to stand on.
by Selena22 June 28, 2014
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mac pro stand

A fucking piece of alluminum that cost 1,000 goddamn bucks
Bruh my mom bought me airpods today
stfu and watch my 1,000$ mac pro stand
by wierd simp March 31, 2020
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i can't stand you

When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.
by Notorious Fae August 5, 2016
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