by jimbomcc June 01, 2017
Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot
I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.
I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.
by Reaper1242 August 31, 2010
by muffinstuff April 12, 2006
code used to describe a women/a nice meaty vag! usually while your with your boys and a female is in your presence!
by VTB April 10, 2007
When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.
My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.
by Indy the Great January 24, 2019
The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"
"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016
When a girl, who is a bit of a prude, doesnt't want to get semen on her from a condom or the penis directly so, the male then says "Aye Aye" and proceeds to turn the condom inside out and slap her in the face resulting in a trail across her face that resembles that of a snail.
"Jose finished having sex with Ana and when she told him not to get any on her, he proceeded to give her the Chuco town snail."
by fuzzy19 February 06, 2010