smurf house

The condition that arises when a woman's fulsome stomach cascades over the waistband of her pants or shorts.

That girls going back to buffet? She must be building an addition onto her smurf house!

by E.Danielson August 2, 2007

slurrier

More slurred than normal

My words are becoming more slurrier.

by Ladybug1213 April 9, 2017

Lady Smurf

A girl who is always surrounded by guys.
If you wanna take it to the next level, she has either slept with or dated all of them.

Ex: There is only one girl smurf out of all the smurfs, all the guys smurfs date her in order to keep the race going.

"Oh my god. Becky, look at that lady smurf, she must be surrounded by at least 8 guys."
"I know! She looks like she's one of those guy's girlfriend or something...."
"Ugh, she's just so reusable!"

by Tacmot February 24, 2009

realistic smurf cat

WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE

"Yo bro have you seen the realistic smurf cat?"
"WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE"

by JesusIsNigger September 22, 2023

Papa Smurf

1. A main character from 'The Smurfs'.

2. An abnormally short person.

1. My favourite cartoon character is papa smurf.

2.

Lou: Man, Georgia is so short! She's a papa smurf.

by The Anonymous Corporation April 30, 2010

brendon slurrie

the proper way to address the infamous brendon urie, the only man that can take credit for others' writing, ignore sexual assault allegations, and fetishise bisexuals all in one music career!

"has that brendon slurrie addressed the allegations yet or does he still think his fans will forget it ever happened in a week?"

by HelloHowYaDoin September 4, 2020

smurch

A look of knowing disgust, as though one has experienced the same disgusting experience oneself.

Think of your own example, and a smurch will appear on your face. Then you'll understand what "smurch" means in a concrete way.

by Murtis November 16, 2010