fuck simple

long distance relationship that you make amazing even with the lack of touch, you are soul mates, when you do become on one its FUCK SIMPLE!!

greg let's on amazing life away from each other and when we are together fuck simple :)

mary

by jupiterMary January 17, 2023

Simple person

A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.

"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"

by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023

Canon I work for pretty simple

It is said by famous tiktoker @loamfy on every meme of a game called criminal case, if you’re gonna use it credit tiktoker @loamfy

Peter: *shows loamfy a criminal case meme*
Loamfy: canon I work for pretty simple

by Loamfy February 11, 2023

simple sugar

simple sugar is finding someone of the same gender attractive/cute

I’m looking for a simple sugar, I need a simple sugar, nothing much just walking around till I find a simple sugar

by TheOneFromAbove January 31, 2024

Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.

"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"

by PickledCactus May 8, 2023

Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.

George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

Simple minded

Someone or something super stupid

RICCO GOLDEN is super simple minded

by Panda-princess_13 March 1, 2020