First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.
City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.
by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007
Get the palm coast shuffle mug.When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.
"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"
by Lauren O'Jea January 25, 2008
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1.The act of standing up to look at your cell phone, thus making you look ridiculous.
2.Checking your cell phone when a similar sounding phone tones in the vicinity. Generally, this act is attributed to Nextel phone users because all Nextels sound the same for the walkie-talkie feature, you know? the whole reason you bought the outrageously priced phone and confusing service contract.
2.Checking your cell phone when a similar sounding phone tones in the vicinity. Generally, this act is attributed to Nextel phone users because all Nextels sound the same for the walkie-talkie feature, you know? the whole reason you bought the outrageously priced phone and confusing service contract.
Nextel phone:"BEEP BEEP"
Every Nextel owner in the room:"Is that you?"
Thusly, everyone does the nextel shuffle to check their phones.
Every Nextel owner in the room:"Is that you?"
Thusly, everyone does the nextel shuffle to check their phones.
by PrimusPilus May 1, 2007
Get the nextel shuffle mug.Contorting your body in a manner unknown to mankind and only one person on earth can do this shuffle. etc. Bahnson
by bahndiggity January 31, 2009
Get the Bahnson Shuffle mug.The lack of motor skills, balance, and peripheral vision as well as sidewalk weaving displayed by someone walking down a busy street while talking on a cellphone.
This guy in front of me is doing the cellphone shuffle and I can't pass him because he's weaving all over the place.
by MacGruber1 July 8, 2009
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Get the stairway shuffle mug.The act when someone grabs a man's penis then the man grabs the others forearm and jacks himself off. Like the Dutch Rudder only the hand placement is switched.
by A.C. Slator December 9, 2010
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