meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus

i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Trim Seeker

this is one who is seeking pussytrim. Also anyone who goes to a party in search of sex.

Man 1: dude, u were so stalking that chick last night.

Man 2: ya, I know! I just wanted some trim so damn bad!

Man 1: wow. You are such a trim seeker

by Checo1010 November 24, 2009

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

Night Seeker

A person who is very white in color, and can usually be found playing basketball. They resemble the Night Seekers in the movie " I am Legend "

Leo: Hey Greg, do you see that Night Seeker trying to play basketball?

Greg: Yea, what a fool.. at least there aren't any Heat Seekers on the court, we would be toast!

by Randy Spieth January 23, 2011

frill seeking

The act of seeking out expensive, girly, or frilly things.

I went frill seeking today and found a bargain on a Coach purse.

by dwoz12 July 4, 2012

bug seeker

Someone who seeks to acquire an infectious disease, i.e. hep C, HIV, Lyme Disease in order to gain disability benefits.

Sally spent many hours in the woods during the summer hoping to get bitten by a tick! She is a bug seeker.

by vinniemilagro April 29, 2014

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014