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Ryan

by Batch of cakes November 20, 2019
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Ryan

Most likely the gayest person you will ever meet. Likes to stick his dick in his own ass and braid his pubes.
Hey, I heard that Ryan guy was shoving his dick in his ass the other day!
by ejdhfnej May 25, 2018
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Ryan

A random Ryan at 12 am looking through Urban Dictionary and finding searching his name. He found a whole lot of super nice definitions and found most of them to be right, except for only two things, his height and the fact that he has a girlfriend, because he's gay. Though he did find one result with his last name that was discouraging, but with what people irl say and what definitions say here, he didn't mind it, he knew it wasn't him specifically. He is now happy after reading all those and is gonna sleep well tonight
"Man these definitions of my names are so sweet, but everything is creepily accurate to what people in real life say about Ryan."
by Rush075 March 9, 2020
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Ryan

Ryan is the guy who you will fall in love with instantly. Once you know him, you will want to have a deep connection with him, and even though he probably isn't into you, he is still your best friend. He is the person that you think of at night. He will always be there for you, no matter what happens. He has a dark past, but he doesn't let that change who he is. He will actually listen to you. You will want to share all your secrets with him, and have him by your side forever. Ryan will change your life, even if you know him for a short time. You will always remember him.
Person 1: have you met Ryan? He's the nicest guy ever.
Person 2: he's kinda mysterious, but I totally agree with you.
Person 1: omg he's coming over!!! Be cool.
Ryan: hey guys, how's it going?
Person 1 & 2: *mumbles slightly then has to walk away because if the amazingness of Ryan*
Ryan: ok then... See you later!
Person 2: he totally gives off the best vibes ever. He makes me feel like I actually have a chance in this world.
Person 1: yup.
by IntrovertedMoon May 31, 2019
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Ryan

The funniest son of a gun you'll ever meet, but don't get to close, he might try to eat you or something.
And now we are looking at the wild Ryan in it's natural habitat
by lemondrop420 December 14, 2019
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Ryan

Ryan is a handsome guy who will steal your heart. He then will wife you up and play video games all day everyday while you are taking care of their daughter and working two jobs. Yup he’s a keeper!
by Wolrah Naed June 2, 2018
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Ryan

A Ryan is a very beautiful girl who has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous bod! Every guy likes her and she’s a males lady! Her eyes are usually hazel or blue but their always beautiful! She’s the smartest, prettiest and too unique to explain!
DAMN WHOS THAT
-idk why
SHES HOT ASF!
-she’s defiantly a Ryan!
by A BAD BIT H April 13, 2019
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