rough custard

When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.

"You know that girl Stacy?"

"The one with all the pimples?"

"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."

by Mingegash May 22, 2014

as rough as a badger’s arse

Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025

roughing the punter

A euphemism for the act of masterbation.

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."

by kps7179 January 6, 2014

Too rough to be true

Someone that thinks they are rougher/meaner than anybody else.

The guy/girl was too rough to be true.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Blueberry rough neck

When a sexual partner chooses to leave the male with a case of the blue balls. The male who experiences the blue balls will sneak up to zthe partner and rub his hurt testicles on the partners neck until chaffing occurs. Then the blue balls receiver will physically squeeze his testicles till they explode on the neck of the partner Coating the partner with semen and chaff giving it the blueberrry (blue balls) rough neck.

Hey honey better finish up, or I will give you a case of the blueberry rough neck

by Lickamybumskieeee February 9, 2015

Rough Landing, Holly

Song by band Yellowcard, From their album "Lights and Sound"

J: What's your favorite Yellowcard song?
F: Rough Landing, Holly by Yellowcard

by TakeTheShot January 14, 2020

Rough Dutch

When he gives you a Dutch rudder bites your ear right as you are about to go.

At the moment I was about to finish Lucas leaned in close, whispered rough Dutch and nibbled on my ear.

by Cheetow March 17, 2022