Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.

"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"

by cannibalporsche May 13, 2012

Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

Laser Shot Review

When your office manager tries to be hip while someone states the obvious fault in the product.

Thats a laser shot review Brad. These minor nuances make huge difference. Appreciate it. 👌

by Devil Dude November 21, 2018

I posted this to review definitions

Yes, do this word if you wanna review definitions.

Ok I posted this to review definitions

by Earthworm Sally September 30, 2020

Jadua's revision

Do not revise before playing video because afterwards when you play you will forget everything you revised.

Follows jadua's revision to revise properly

by Jadzz October 18, 2020

Tsuchiyami Style: Chat Revive no Jutsu

A Jutsu used by the superior tsuchiyami to revive their discord chat.

Supreme Tsuchiyami leaders: Insert Catchy Hand sign sequence Tsuchiyami Style: Chat Revive no Jutsu (@chat revive jutsu)
Other Tsuchiyami: Huh?

by AspirineTY December 15, 2020

A kooter komputer review

A play on words referencing an original attraction at disneyworlds epcot center the astuter computer review which ran from 1982-1984. The updated version would by extension refer to any webcam or adult sites which have women engaged in.shall we say
Non Disney extracurricular activities!

I completed my a kooter komputer review. Now I'm ready when to. Cum for finals!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021