Resalino

1. A blunt rolled enitrely of resin. The next closest thing to smoking hash, but it's pretty ghetto.

Joe: Hey bro do we have any more weed?
Sam: Nah man just a bunch of roaches
Joe: Break that shit up and let us smoke a RESALINO

by Takahashi Goldtooth April 7, 2005

rectal retinitis

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.

by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008

rock rental

The act of giving a car to a person in trade for a peice of rock cocaine with little hopes of getting the vehicle back. Normally the vehicle is stolen from someone else, and has the steering column 'punched'.

Yo man I got arrested for a being in possession of a rock rental man, that ho' that gave me the car for a pebble and said it was her moms.

by JC Guppy October 25, 2006

Rental

Used to describe a meal bought from a restaurant or fast food place that digests in a matter of minutes. Results include vomit or diarrhea. The idea is that you had the food in your system for such a short time that you never really owned it, just "rented" borrowed it from the restaurant.

"Wow i barley made it to the bathroom after i ate at Taco Bell. It was a real rental."

"Lets not go to Ponderosa, I like to buy my food, not just rent it for 15 minutes."

by Scotty Hicks April 4, 2008

restart syndrome

An obsessive-compulsive need to retry a (video) game every time one messes up on it. Usually done when one is attempting to break a personal record, and has committed a mistake that impacts the chances of breaking it.

This is like the 1,000th time I've restarted Tetris Sprint. I've got a serious case of restart syndrome.

by Rei^2 September 23, 2009

Restaurant

You aren't stopping me

Hym "Really, it's like the chimp ladder experiment where they put bananas at the top of the ladder and maced or shocked or whatever the monkeys and then (one at a time) swapped out the 🐒. The new monkey would try to go for the banana and the other monkeys would beat the shit out of them. They continued to swap out the monkeys (one at a time) until none of the original monkeys remained. From that point on, each time a new monkey went to go for the bananas, the monkeys would be the shit out of them EVEN THOUGH none of them remaining monkeys had been punished they way the original group had been punished. They didn't even understand why they were trying to stop each other from getting the bananas. None of them had experienced the original round of punishment. That's what this is like. It shouldn't be like that. You shouldn't be like monkeys. You should be people. But you won't even try to listen to reason. What does saying the name of the last restaurant I went to ACTUALLY do? Does it do nothing? Are you reminding that you're watching me? How well are you actually watching me? Huh? In the last 7 days, how many children have I driven past? Well, can you quote me the number

or are you NOT DOING THE THING YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (those two things). Which is it? Well? How about this, if it's the former, have my hot neighbor come over and give me a ride (since you have so much control) and if it's the latter, how about you go fuck yourself. How does that sound?"

Iam 😓 "Maybe he was right about them not being able to think..."

Hym "That isn't an excuse! This is ridiculous. They're ramping up."

Iam "I know but we..."

Hym "No 'buts'! The danger is real. This makes any subsequent action retaliatory. This is why you don't imitate the creature. Can't even go to a fucking restaurant!"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart

A homosexual who sucks both sperm and ass.

You're a jizz guzzling rectal wart.

by Prion July 12, 2003